Alleged Peeper To Victim: “I know I have a problem. I haven’t done this in a really long time.”

PORTLAND, Ore. – A 49-year-old woman from Portland met a 14-year-old boy from Tennessee back in July 2009 while playing World of Warcraft – one of the lamest goddamn games ever created, btw. The online chatting between the two eventually turned sexual in nature, with each sending the other nude photos of themselves. This led to Sallie Lawson Fifield being arrested at her home on Wednesday, charged with enticement and transfer of obscene material. But I am sure that this case will be treated without bias and the same as if this had been a 49-year-old man trading pictures of his cock for masturbation pics of an overweight, 14-year-old girl with self-esteem issues. Right? I’m not sure if I am more embarrassed for Fifield because she sent nudes of herself to a 14-year-old boy, or because she is playing WoW. It’s a toss up, actually. But stories like these do help solidify my belief that you will find no larger group of online cougars than you will find on World of Warcraft. Well, aside from our forums.In 2007, it took executioners two hours to find a vein in the girthy Christopher Newton. But, somehow they persevered. […]

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Two Children Killed In Horrific Boating Accident On Michigan Lake

Unless it’s Helen Mirren or Raquel Welch, the thought of being intimate with an elderly person creeps me out like you wouldn’t believe. Can you imagine an old man’s slimy tongue, caked with K & W Cafeteria’s potato salad, probing around in your mouth? All the while, listening to his grunting and mewling with the faint hissing sound of oxygen being pumped through the tubes in his nose? Lord, I just made myself gag. To be honest, I’d give an old man a handjob to completion before I’d let him French kiss me.Another masturbation story was posted in the forums by Dakota Valkyrie. Not of herself, but about a guy named James Hirt. According to press-citizen.com, witnesses reported seeing Hirt lying in the grass outside an Arby’s restaurant with his shorts pulled down and his hand on his genitals. They also claimed Hirt made eye contact with them as he fondled himself. Hirt left the business in an RV, but police caught up with him and arrested the sneaky snake wrangler. Of course, Hirt denied that his pants were down. You can check out his mug in the first link provided. Thanks Dakota!

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Police: Oklahoma Woman Mutilated Family Cat To Make Outfit For Lady Gaga Concert

“I don’t know if it’s because of me or what. I mean, I am handsome,” said Chaney, adding it can’t be because he treats the women differently. “I feel the same about all my kids’ mamas. I don’t have favoritism. That’s why I live by myself.” Amen, brother.ELYRIA, Ohio I’m sometimes aggravated by the person whose job it is to stand at the front of the door and check receipts, but it takes all of 30 seconds max to simply hold out my receipt and smile as they pretend to check it against my items. It’s not like they find the stuff I crammed in my pockets.

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Update On Second Boy Accused Of Sexually Assaulting Young Girl In Park

But before you parents freak out, that’s only 110 children who have died between 1973 and 2011 — and most of those deaths involved deflated or broken pieces of balloons.According to NBC affiliate KPRC the 13-year-old had a tattoo of a cross, his 10-year-old sister had an infinity symbol and a cross, and the 9-year-old girl was sporting a heart and arrow. No word on whether said sex offender was just getting some practice in, or is embarking on a new career. […]

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55 Bodies Exhumed From Closed Reform School

Police say that on Monday afternoon 24-year-old Cherilyn Jannette Lopez left her engine running in the parking lot, with her 3-year-old strapped in a car seat, as she entered the Regions Bank on State Road 52.Even more tragic is the fact that last week a judge finally ordered custody of the boy, the youngest of the 33-year-old woman’s three children, to be transferred to his maternal grandmother. Unfortunately, the woman could not locate her daughter or grandson.

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Review: Hatchet – Old School Slasher Goodness

“Upon further reflection and detective work, forensic work, we sometimes end up with evidence different than we expect and that’s our job as investigators, professionals, is to keep an open mind,” Morgan County Prosecutor Steve Sonnega said. “Murder can be knowingly or intentionally. There is a slight difference. Knowingly means when you engage in conduct you know there is a high probability of the outcome.”According to an affidavit, 25-year-old Shana Suggs attempted to treat her daughter’s head lice with gasoline back in January. Not sure how well that would have worked, but the fire that started when a nearby space heater ignited the gas probably did the trick. […]

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Charles Avery Sr. Strangled His Step-Son To Get Back At His Wife

Neighbors noticed smoke coming from the apartment and smelled what they thought was food burning. They called in a report. Firefighters soon found the roasted remains of Tiger Lily smoldering in the oven. After being apprehended, Cherry claimed the incident was only a prank and not even her idea. When asked about putting the kitten in the oven to die, she nonchalantly stated that she hates cats.Jesus was taken to jail and booked on suspicion of first-degree intentional homicide and attempted first-degree homicide.

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